Sunday, March 3, 2013

Join Us!

Image by Petr Kratochvil

Writers at Work is a monthly writing group led by Hana Haatainen Caye. We meet at the Northland Public Library in McCandless Township, PA on the 2nd Monday of each month from 6:30-8:55 PM.

We are an assignment-based writing group focusing on both fiction and non-fiction. Please email Hana for assignment details. The group size varies month-to-month, but averages 12-15 members (from beginners to multi-published authors).

Here is the schedule for 2013:

January 14
February 11
March 11
April 8
May 13
June 10
July 8
August 12
September 9
October 14
November 11
December 9

New members are always welcome!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A Valentine's Day Story by Norma Deer Imhof

Michael stood in front of Valley Green Floral Designs looking into the window. Hearts and flowers were as deep as a cliché. Valentine’s Day, he harrumphed to himself. What a waste of energy…not to mention money. He leaned closer to read the price tag hanging limply from the stem of one of a dozen roses in a generic glass vase. “Eighty-five dollars!” he exclaimed rather loudly. “What a bunch of crooks!”

Walking toward her townhouse, Michael couldn’t shake his thoughts of revenge.

* * *
A year ago he proposed to Mary giving her a dozen red carnations from Wal-Mart and an inexpensive ring from Sam’s Club. She was beaming with happiness and stated she didn’t need a diamond because their love meant more than a high priced symbol.

Mary herself was frugal. Her wardrobe was all hand-me-downs in drab colors of brown and gray and she never went to the hairdresser or wore a speck of make-up. Being a shy person kept her away from dating. Meeting Michael in her check-out line at Giant Eagle was the highlight of her life. As his container of Wesson oil was jumping down the conveyor belt it fell spilling out its contents all over the rubbery surface. She immediately grabbed some paper towels to sop up the spatter.
“Don’t worry miss; it will only make your hands softer.”

Mary’s heart melted as her eyes met Michael’s. He reached over and squeezed her hand offering to help and asking her out once her shift was over.

Their flirtatious relationship blossomed into a marriage proposal in only six months, but last week, Michael put an end to this Romeo and Juliet romance when he saw Mary kissing her boss in the frozen food aisle at the store. She pleaded with Michael that she was just wishing him happy birthday, but he refused to
believe she didn’t have intentions of wanting more.

* * *
Michael unlocked her front door with the key she had given him. At her computer he typed in the words magazine subscriptions. He ordered every subscription he could using her address and credit card number. It was easy to place an ad in the classifieds of the local paper which would read, For Sale: 1966 Corvette, Mint Condition, Must Sacrifice $6,000, call after midnight only 555-766-3129. He quickly dialed the pizza shop and ordered ten pizzas for dinner and then called for the weather report in China and laid the receiver down on her desk without hanging up to accumulate charges on her phone bill.

He noticed the red flag up on her mailbox and pulled out the awaiting envelopes. Addressed to J C Penney, Macy’s and the IRS for taxes, he frantically ripped them into pieces and placed the shredded remnants in his pocket. It was easy to pour the water out of his bottle onto the frigid sidewalk so it would freeze causing her to slip when she returned home from the bus stop. He placed sugar in her gas tank, a potato in her tail pipe and removed the caps on her tires and put black paper in the holes so the air would leak out at a slow pace. In her freezer was vanilla ice cream so he replaced it with Crisco, put itching powder in her panties, bleach in the bottom of her washing machine and then he turned to her medicine cabinet. No drugs; only a toothbrush, toothpaste, a gathering of Q-tips and no make-up. It was then he realized how simple she was and how much he loved her. Michael fell to his knees and wept. It was then he noticed Mary lying in the blood-filled tub with her wrists slashed.

The note read:

My darling Michael;
You were right; I have betrayed you and I can’t live with this lie.
I truly did love you!

* * *
Later, Michael was in Valley Green Floral purchasing flowers for the funeral home at a price of $170.00; twice the amount of the dozen Valentine roses.



Saturday, February 19, 2011

March assignment




This is a challenging assignment, but I think it will make us all more aware of the importance of a comma, a semi-colon, etc.

You are to write one, two or three paragraphs (which may or may not be related), and then you will rewrite it/them, changing the punctuation to create a new message altogether. Since we'll be meeting the week of St. Patrick's Day, include a St. Patty's Day theme somehow (i.e. leprechauns, shamrocks, rainbows, pots of gold, etc.). And, again, remember to keep the total word count under 600 (including the original and rewrite(s)).


Here are some examples from Lynne Truss's EATS SHOOTS & LEAVES:


Dear Jack,


I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?

Jill


Dear Jack,


I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn! For you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?


Yours,
Jill






Do you see the difference? That's your challenge. To try to do the same!




May the luck o' the Irish be with you!




Hana



Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Assignment for February 14th meeting

Yes, the meeting is on Valentine's Day! Invite your sweetheart to join in the fun at the 6:30 meeting or afterwards at Fiddler's at 9!


• Assignment:

Abby looked at the clock. It was five minutes to five and still no delivery. She did not need to look around the office to know that dozens of roses had been delivered that day – she could smell them. Still, she could not resist peeking around the soft gray divider of her cubicle. Susan’s desk was graced with not one dozen, but two dozen of the longest-stemmed red roses Abby had ever seen. Down the hall, she spotted bursts of colorful Mylar’s hovering over various workspaces. Even Ellen Tineman had one…Ellen Magellen Tineman! And as the clock ticked the final moments of the workday, Abby sighed, the hope of yet another Valentine’s Day surprise all but destroyed.

Or

Michael stood in front of Valley Green Floral Designs looking into the window. Hearts and flowers were as deep as a cliché. Valentine’s Day, he harrumphed to himself. What a waste of energy…not to mention money. He leaned closer to read the price tag hanging limply from the stem of one of a dozen roses in a generic glass vase. “Eighty-five dollars!” he exclaimed rather loudly. “What a bunch of crooks!”

• 600 words or less, in addition to one of the above paragraphs.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Assignment for January 10th meeting

• Monday, January 10, 2011 6:30 – 9:00 PM

• Assignment: It is a new year! Choose one of your characters from the last year (or from a novel you are currently working on) and write about New Year’s Resolutions from their POV. This can be in list form, a narrative, a journal entry, a blog post…whatever format you choose. Just focus on your character’s voice and stick to resolutions.

600 words or less.


Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed
is more important than any other.

Abraham Lincoln

Friday, November 12, 2010

"Caught"

By: Carisa J. Burrows

“Jackpot!”

Evelyn Turner had just found a half eaten hamburger hiding under a piece of junk mail in a city trash can. She didn’t care that it had a bit of fuzzy green mold growing on the bun. She picked it off and took a huge bite. “Mmm…still warm,” she whispered to herself as she closed her eyes and pretended it was a giant turkey leg she picked off the platter of a Thankgiving dinner table.

“Garbage Picker!”

“Bum!”

“Yeah, you stink,” mocked several boys standing at a nearby bus stop.

Evelyn knew these boys, most days she avoided them. They were always causing trouble in the town, but no one could ever catch them in the act and they knew it.

“Do it, Lukas,” yelled the oldest boy in the gang to a small boy hunched over on the bus shelter’s bench. “Do it now!”

Lukas, the small boy, just stopped and stared at Evelyn.

“Hey, Dufus Lukas, you better do it or else!”

Hesitantly, Lukas stood up and nervously reached into a plastic grocery bag that was given to him by one of the other boys. He pulled out a rotted and stringy ball of pumpkin pulp from a gutted Halloween jack-o-lantern.

“Chuck it at her!” Peter the oldest boy said

“I don’t want to Peter. I can’t,” pleaded Lukas.

Angrily, Peter grabbed some of the disgusting mess and forcefully hurled it at Evelyn. She ducked, but some seeds and a bit of the fleshy insides caught her left arm as she used it to defend herself.

Then, Peter took the rest of the pumpkin’s entrails from Lukas’ shaky hand and smashed it in his face. “I told you to do what I said or else.” Then he knocked him backwards and Lukas smacked his head on the corner of the metal grate bench. The boys laughed at what happened and ferociously looted Lukas’ back pack.

“What a baby, he has a set of colored pencils and some weird drawings in here. You like coloring pictures baby boy?”

They snapped each of the pencils in half and threw them down a nearby sewer grid. They pocketed his mp3 player, his cell phone and ripped all the pages out of his sketchbook. Evelyn watched as the awful scene unfolded.

“What are you looking at tramp?” A boy grinded his fist in his other hand threatening Evelyn with the same fate.

Dark alleys and unlit street corners were their usual stomping grounds, but this gang’s violence had now escalated to broad daylight. Peter the older boy had been to juvie hall four times. He was nineteen and still attending high school. Because of this, he always blamed those long absences on having bouts of rheumatic fever, which he knew nothing about except what he looked up on the excuses-ipedia website.

Just then, the bus approached the shelter and the boys loaded it swiftly. One of them flipped off Evelyn though the back window as she stared in disbelief.

After the bus was out of sight Evelyn reluctantly walked over to the booth. The boy was crawling out from under bench holding his head. Evelyn pulled an old rag from her coat pocket and gave it to him.

“They’re gone. Are you ok?”

“Yeah, I think so,” mumbled Lukas.

“Well, we finally caught ‘em,” Evelyn said excitedly.

Lukas pressed the rag to his cut and gave a wince in pain. “What are you talking about?”

“Its daylight….those boys didn’t know, but this bus stop has a security camera.”

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Olfactory Observations

November's assignment -- a continuation of Driven to Distraction -- scroll down to read the first part of the story.


Opening the mailbox, Meredith spotted a bright green envelope. Her name and address was creatively printed across the front, as if merry little elves were playing with a brand new set of colored pencils. Tawny rubbed back-and-forth against her legs, mewing softly.

“I got it!” Meredith screamed. “I got it!” she repeated, jumping up and down with the prized piece of mail in her hand.

A woman and her son passed by on the other side of the street, witnessing the exuberant display of enthusiasm. The boy stopped and stared just long enough to catch Meredith’s eye. She waved at him as his mother grabbed his arm, pulling him to a seemingly saner place.

“Problem, lady?” Meredith yelled. “Haven’t you ever seen anyone get exactly what they wanted, huh? Better watch where you’re going…the stinkbugs might get ya!”

The protective mother quickened her steps as the boy strained to see what else the crazy lady might be doing.

“Yeee haaaa! Tawny, this is it!”

Getting caught up in the excitement, the tortoiseshell cat dashed over to the oak tree, scurried up several feet and paused before dropping back down to the mulch below. Meredith skipped down the walk to the house. As she opened the door, the smell of pumpkin roll baking in the oven sent her endorphins into an even greater frenzy, the disco ball of her brain spinning at a fevered pace. Meredith Graham had not felt this good since the Christmas of 1989 when her parents told her she was adopted. The relief and joy over finding out she was not biologically connected to the people who raised her boosted her serotonin level off the charts. This…this beautiful, wonderful, exquisite green envelope produced the same magnificent feelings. Pure, unadulterated joy.

But then, everything changed as Meredith spotted it, crawling insidiously across the crown molding, camouflaged against the stained wood.

“No!” she screamed. “I thought they were gone.”

With her heart rate climbing, she ran to the bathroom, unrolling a ribbon of toilet paper in her haste.

“I’ll get you. I’ll get you. I’ll get you.” Her voice crescendo-ing with each phrase as she mounted the couch and reached toward the ceiling. As her foot hit the slick leather, the couch slid on the hardwood floor, sending Meredith reeling backwards toward the entertainment center.

Crack. Her head hit the edge and she fell lifeless onto the braided area rug beneath her. The stink bug flew from his place of ambush, landing on the green envelope as it perched on the edge of the table in the entryway.

The sound of the smoke alarm alerted Meredith’s next-door neighbor, who, finding the front door unlocked, discovered her body. The smell of burnt pumpkin roll wafted through the house and Gerry hurried into the smoke-filled kitchen in search of the phone. Snapping the oven’s control to the off position, she opened the back door to let the smoke out and picked up the cordless. Venturing back into the living room, she dialed 911. As she was heading outside to wait for the ambulance, she noticed the menacing presence of the stink bug. Letting out a slight scream, Gerry picked up the corner of the envelope and tossed it out the door. Whatever dream-come-true the green envelope contained, it was squashed over the head of a randomly placed insect. Now doesn’t that just stink?

-- Hana Haatainen Caye